May 2013
hollyandthesunshine:
You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
cosmo tip #692
daisy-summers:
expertcosmotips:
gellie-xo:
expertcosmotips:
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
what happens if he loses
he doesn’t get to be on top
I just spent a whole minute laughing at this omfg what even
reach-up-and-touch-the-stars:
hiddle-stoned:
I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
I think anybody would do the same, you know when you’re being abused by your supposed to be family.
dialupmodem:
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld:
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...