drunkunclenick:

In high school there was a kid who bragged to me about how he masturbated once by fucking a shampoo bottle, and I was just like “you must have a really little wiener if you can fit it in that hole” and he started crying.

(Source: elderdad, via totolindo-deactivated20121130)

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