Alan: Hey, why don’t we toast Topanga’s first Matthews’ Christmas with some of my special eggnog?
Topanga: Mmm, this is really good. Have you guys ever tried hot mulled cider?
Eric: No, nog, we’re an eggnog family.
Topanga: Wait, if this is tradition, I would never want to interfere with tradition. It’s just that, you know, my family’s always had cider.
Cory: Well, we could have both, huh?
Eric: How?! How could we have both? You ever been to the super market? The cider’s no where near the eggnog. You know why? They hate each other!